"When do you stop being a kid and start becoming an adult?"
Sunday, January 9, 2011
To My Little Sister's Boyfriend
To My Little Sister's Boyfriend,
Ew. Please stop touching her. In my mind the farthest you two have gotten is holding hands- if I see you kiss I might throw up. No, I don't care if you're sixteen years old. She's the baby of the family, she has no business acting all grown up. Now you have your arm around her in front of our DAD? Have you lost your mind?! Great, you made him leave the room, nice going. Think I'm going to leave too, now I just feel like I'm intruding... please leave soon so I can be in my own house again without feeling completely nauseated.
... seriously though.
Faith, The Older Sister.