Sunday, January 9, 2011

To My Little Sister's Boyfriend

"When do you stop being a kid and start becoming an adult?"

To My Little Sister's Boyfriend,

Ew. Please stop touching her. In my mind the farthest you two have gotten is holding hands- if I see you kiss I might throw up. No, I don't care if you're sixteen years old. She's the baby of the family, she has no business acting all grown up. Now you have your arm around her in front of our DAD? Have you lost your mind?! Great, you made him leave the room, nice going. Think I'm going to leave too, now I just feel like I'm intruding... please leave soon so I can be in my own house again without feeling completely nauseated.

... seriously though.
Faith, The Older Sister. 

12 comments:

  1. I can totally relate to this! :)) GROSS!

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  2. Thats how I feel with my little sister!

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  3. It has to be a gene... a little sister gene. Except in my house, I'm the only one who wants to vomit. Clearly we older sisters should form a support group.

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  4. thank god i don't have a little sister

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  5. haha.. i could hear my "sister" in that, totally! ;)

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  6. hahahhaa, but its human to feel, overprotectiveness?
    Someone has said it correctly, no matter how big you grow, you'll always be a kid to your family elders.

    Nice post.

    Cheers,
    Blasphemous Aesthete

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  7. I can totally relate to that! It seems so weird for my sister to act touchy feely...and she's engaged! Haha!

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  8. Eeeee, I really don't miss anything about 16 year old boys.
    I LOVE love love the format of your blog. Looking forward to following in 2011 :)

    http://texagermanadian.blogspot.com/

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  9. hahha my brother is older and married, but I still look away when he and his wife kiss.. super awk!

    www.rissyblogs.blogspot.com

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  10. I can't kiss my boyfriend in front of my family... It gives me the heebie jeebies.

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  11. I felt that way the 1st time I saw my (adult) brother kiss his (then) girlfriend. She was a user and to see him kissing up to her (literally) was nauseating.

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  12. Oh I know how you feel, except it's my younger brother. He used to date this horrible girl, whom I seriously thought about hitting one day when she was rude to my mother. Thank goodness they're not together anymore!

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