Saturday, November 6, 2010

To That Butterfinger Over There

"All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot."
To That Butterfinger Over There,

Stop. Looking at me. I don't even like you. I've never liked you before. But now you're just sitting there, with all your friends, in that stupid candy dish in my common room. Damn you! Damn my roommate for putting you there! How have you instantly become so irresistible? If there were any other candy next to you, I would pick that one instead in a heartbeat. But it's just you and me right now, and I can feel you staring at me. Can't-- take it-- anymore. UGH. Damnit I just ate you and you weren't even that good.

R.I.P. Bitch


  1. What a coincidence! The common dish in my workplace is full of butterfingers too. I don't like butterfingers, never did, never will. But everyday, unable to resist the temptation, I eat 2 or 3. It doesn't even taste good.

  2. I missed them letters so much :')

  3. loved that last line.
    isn't it same with all the butterfingers there are.

  4. haha! I don't think I've ever had a butterfinger thingy. I'm not really in a hurry to try one now either. Maybe I should thank you for that.

  5. hahaha... no one is infallible. it just takes the right moment.

    nice post.

  6. LMAO This is hysterical! :)) At first, I was like, "WHOA HE MUST BE SO ICKY!" LOL. At the end of it, I went... "OOOOH!" This is a novel idea! It made me giggle as my husband played Gears of War. :))

    Lovely! :) I'm definitely following you! What a laugh! :)